It had taken Andriy Shevchenko a week to come around to the idea of being a 'Phone a friend' on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire?'. His next-door neighbour Phillip had suggested it while popping around to borrow some flour. The torrid time Shevchenko had been getting in the press had Phillip thinking it could be an interesting way to endear his neighbour to the British public.
Andriy sipped cups of herbal tea as he nervously waited by the phone. "Andriy, it's Chris Tarrant from 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' . How are you?"
There was silence before a jittery Andriy responded to the host's question.
"Hello, good"
"And what do you do Andriy?" Tarrant replied.
"I'm striker for Chelsea football club."
"Well isn't that great? Anyway, Andriy your friend Phillip is stumped on a question and he needs your help, I don't want to put you under pressure but this is basically his last lifeline and it's for £500,00. You have it all to do. The clock starts now.
Phillip spat out the question "Hi Andriy, why do males have nipples?"
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Gold!
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